Golly mister, can that be true?
Jeff, did you lift his wallet?
"...state-building is hard." Get McDonalds on it.
Yeah, get that anger out.
None. His job is domestic plain and simple.
Says he just learned the bathrooms in the Senate have been remodeled...
Poor little guy, the strange magnetics of the southern hemisphere makes him all confused inside.
"Yes, ok, I can see how you'd be upset that we said it'd cost $5,000 to fix your shower and now we've billed you for $5,000,000."
Zero pop-up books in the mix means one thing: we're screwed.
So why do I keep hearing about Mitt and Rudy?
You could start a turn-key circus with that family!
I've got $50 on the icon boy.
Beerzie Boy, Herasimchuk, I think you would like this thread.
I think he just wants to eat BBQ and play golf, but whatever.
Great interview, don't miss it.
His campaign officials seem too anyway.
This looks cool, maybe it's time to move to Iowa.
Huckabee makes Shrub look like a saint.
"...he is a rare combination in American politics, in that he is both the 'emotional' choice and the 'electable' choice."
"Obama's ideas on foreign affairs and Iran make reformists happy."
Hopefully we'll see him in a cabinet position.
Don't pay attention to the popular vote, that's not how it works here.
"For three decades Vice President Dick Cheney conducted a secretive, behind-closed-doors campaign to give the president virtually unlimited wartime power."
With those odds I'm surprised Kevin Bacon didn't show up.
I guess race relations are for Democrats.
Rob Paul, and others, is at the bottom of that list.
Maybe she won the popular vote? *wink*
Now that Giuliani is free he can take that job as lead recruiter for Blackwater.
So...does that mean Armageddon starts now, or do we get a few days to prepare?
"...capture, post and share photographs of this year's primaries, caucuses and general election."
Don't let humility hit your ass on the way out.
Better known as: Dumb and Dumberer.
No sash and white gloves?
By the way, I just wrote those words, I didn't copy them so don't go all Hillary Campaign on me.
Is this good or bad news?
The Clintons need to hang it up and go party with the Bush in Cuba.
Vote for the pocket square every time.
Or just install a red light on the governors mansion.
And he used big words too!
"What he really needs is a job."
Do we really have to go through more of this?
Who's the lead singer? I thought Lucille Ball was dead?
Surely with millions in the bank she can buy a clue?
Though he's still considered a teenager by Congressional standards.
Hi Mena, glad to see Dollar Short make a comeback.
Leno, you'd be an idiot to pass this one up.
"The promotion of the brand called Obama is a case study of where the American marketplace—and, potentially, the global one—is moving."
The official nomination for President of Apparel.
I was starting to think she was new Heidi Fleiss.
So much for her "experience".