Golly mister, can that be true?
Jeff, did you lift his wallet?
"...state-building is hard." Get McDonalds on it.
Yeah, get that anger out.
None. His job is domestic plain and simple.
Says he just learned the bathrooms in the Senate have been remodeled...
Poor little guy, the strange magnetics of the southern hemisphere makes him all confused inside.
"Yes, ok, I can see how you'd be upset that we said it'd cost $5,000 to fix your shower and now we've billed you for $5,000,000."
Zero pop-up books in the mix means one thing: we're screwed.
So why do I keep hearing about Mitt and Rudy?
You could start a turn-key circus with that family!
I've got $50 on the icon boy.
Beerzie Boy, Herasimchuk, I think you would like this thread.
I think he just wants to eat BBQ and play golf, but whatever.
Great interview, don't miss it.
His campaign officials seem too anyway.
This looks cool, maybe it's time to move to Iowa.
Huckabee makes Shrub look like a saint.
"...he is a rare combination in American politics, in that he is both the 'emotional' choice and the 'electable' choice."
"Obama's ideas on foreign affairs and Iran make reformists happy."
Hopefully we'll see him in a cabinet position.
Don't pay attention to the popular vote, that's not how it works here.
"For three decades Vice President Dick Cheney conducted a secretive, behind-closed-doors campaign to give the president virtually unlimited wartime power."
With those odds I'm surprised Kevin Bacon didn't show up.
I guess race relations are for Democrats.
Rob Paul, and others, is at the bottom of that list.
Maybe she won the popular vote? *wink*
Now that Giuliani is free he can take that job as lead recruiter for Blackwater.
So...does that mean Armageddon starts now, or do we get a few days to prepare?
"...capture, post and share photographs of this year's primaries, caucuses and general election."
Don't let humility hit your ass on the way out.
Better known as: Dumb and Dumberer.
No sash and white gloves?
By the way, I just wrote those words, I didn't copy them so don't go all Hillary Campaign on me.
Is this good or bad news?
The Clintons need to hang it up and go party with the Bush in Cuba.
Vote for the pocket square every time.
Or just install a red light on the governors mansion.
And he used big words too!
"What he really needs is a job."
Do we really have to go through more of this?
Who's the lead singer? I thought Lucille Ball was dead?
Surely with millions in the bank she can buy a clue?
Though he's still considered a teenager by Congressional standards.
Hi Mena, glad to see Dollar Short make a comeback.
Leno, you'd be an idiot to pass this one up.
"The promotion of the brand called Obama is a case study of where the American marketplace—and, potentially, the global one—is moving."
The official nomination for President of Apparel.
I was starting to think she was new Heidi Fleiss.
So much for her "experience".
Now that's some Straight Talk.
That would make two of us, at least.
I'd like to personally thank everyone who voted this moron in as President, twice.
When did the KKK open their membership to women?
I wonder if she'll go to Disneyland next.
Fiscally conservative? Signs point to no.
Wait, are we talking about '02, '06 or '08 McCain?
"...a place for you to create your own custom Obama logo and use it wherever you want. As Obama says, "we are the change we have been waiting for."
Time for a complete overhaul.
Said to exclaim, "My God, Ted's right, it's not a truck, who the hell knew?!"
Only thing missing: Crucifying Jesus.
More and more mainstream Iraqi politicians believe they are able to run their own affairs, and fewer and fewer mainstream Americans believe we are able to devote another presidency to Iraq."
Interesting report on the media bias towards Obama's campaign.
Next I hope they convict his corrupt family.
I keep hoping for a return of the Maverick but all I see is another Bush.
If that doesn't sway you I don't know what will.
Holy toledo! Good luck with that.
I love our new police state, it's nifty.
— John McCain on the situation in Georgia
A message from Creative Artists for Barrack and American Jobs.
"Barack Obama will cut taxes for over 95% of American families."
"It will be Canada's third national ballot in four years."
He shouldn't be drinking out of aluminum cans.
Obama doesn't stand a chance.
Looks like it went as expected.
Replace food with a keg and I think you've got a better idea.
This was classic "talk over the heads of the media straight to the people," and it is a long time since I've seen it done so well."
Forget Iowa, he should head to Slovokia and try to pick up some votes.
Oh Shrub, we'll never be rid of you will we?
I'd hate to imagine what the Vista version would look like.
Thanks lady. A holy war is exactly what we all need right now.
Is this sincere or a way to get back on Amazon's best seller list?
Whatever it is, apparently it costs $11,400 a week.
"What is often called her "confidence" is actually a rarity in national politics: I saw a woman who knows exactly who she is."
It's hard to go back to Alaska once you've been out for a while.
An interesting look at the cycles in American politics.
There is no good reason, at all, for her antics in the classroom.
Oh FDR, we can't quit you.
Click for forty-nine other trivial things about Barrack.
I don't know why but I never thought to countdown.
It looks like he's on the set of structured settlements and annuity payments commercial.
Alaska has much to celebrate.
Read the rest of the list and prepare to face-palm.
Draplin Design goes to Washington.
I wrote a memo once but it only made me sleepy.
Sounds like it's hilarious.
Come on Reds, surely you can do better than Palin and Limbaugh.
Wouldn't it be more appropriate to use the Homeland Security color code?
So long and thanks for all the asshats.
This guy is crazy! Get him an infomercial!
Just stop everything, fire everyone, and start over, nothing can save the current party.
I shouldn't be surprised but it hurts that so many people in the US are bard-door-stupid about history and foreign affairs.
I'm sure half of Minnesota is heading for a pound cake.
I seriously hope that's the last time I ever have to type the world Wasilla in my lifetime.
Should someone tell the Republican Party they aren't wearing any clothes?
She should be kicked out of the Republican Party for pulling this stunt.
He also wants to take guns away from every white male on the planet.
I'm floored by this rage crap. Where was the rage while Bush grew the government and the deficit to record levels?
If Obama won because he's not Bush, shouldn't the prize have been awarded to the citizens of the United States?
I can't imagine holding meetings past midnight.
Taken from a very constructive essay on Arizona's immigration bill.