Found unresponsive in her hotel room.
A hidden gem with a little hint of Roger Black.
Note to self: bring PSP and extra batteries.
I didn't know NASA did contract work, sweet! How much to build the Deathstar?
I bet newspaper sales are going through the roof in England.
And a chainsaw, not sure a table knife is gonna do it.
If the results are positive I want to see a live reunion TV show.
In ten years there will be one-thousand Washington Posts.
Maybe it helps if you think the Terminator is after you?
Wait, countries can be accidentally invaded? Oops, sorry about Iraq folks, ourbad, we'll just go now. Bye-bye.
She is a talentless hack who's position is fueled by mindless zombies.
Safety glasses help when you're smokin' out terrorist.
To be burried in one giant box with a tap.
I thought that's what cucumbers were for? I'm confused.
Billy, do you like Gladiator movies?
Only a 10th of the real size! Boosh!
Also now a big, big fan of Xena Warrior Princess.
All your products belong to us.
Coral reefs are now above sea level along with a sunken Japanese patrol boat from WWII.
And who is he calling nappy-headed hos? Has he looked in the mirror lately? Asshat.
I know they come bigger than that, but still.
Sweet! Lets all eat Portillos!
I blame the Curse of the Brady Bunch Special.
On the Media examines NBC's coverage of the Virginia Tech tragedy.
Goodbye Big Three, you suck.
If I had time I would set up a website to start selling real estate.
Bush should go back to being a party animal, his ratings who jump at least 10 points.
Hmm, normal soda tastes like concentrated sugar with sugar additive to me.
"...could be worth $50 billion."
Damn, I hope this doesn't mean they're cutting unlimited munchies.
A map of the Catalina fire. Crazy close.
You could prospect for gold on that barge.
Moral majority found unconcious in his office.
It would be interesting to compare these with the palaces/compounds in South America.
I wondered if Larry would write a eulogy.
Er, he used to until an eleven-year old took him down in Eastern Alabama.
Oops, I mean he will, just after the preservatives wear-off.
Still no hover car in sight.
My smartphone needs a date like the French need Arkansas.
For the Rocket Scientist.
Bite the hand that feeds you, well played.
American's were required to register for CB radios in the 70's.
When do we get to throw his boss in prison?
Dammit Slate, would it have destroyed civilization that we hadn't known the truth?
Sounds like a super villan group.
Does this mean we can turn CERN into an amusement park ride?
Stupid Paris, Mothers Day was last month.
That's nice. Too bad no one cares.
Hmmm, time for the upgrade the Passat.
Rupert, bring back the wide format!
And they all seem to be running late.
I blame the Greatest Generation.
The Queen should have thrown you in the dungeon.
I hope you're right dude. Otherwise you'll know what it's like to be the Food and Drug Minister of China.
Hmmm wine. Is there anything it can't do?
Uh-da, that's a lot of bingo revenue.
Note to self: Guns and Capital Buildings are not compatible.
I hope they can contain future infrastructure failures.
Three times the size of Lebanon.
Each player will start with 25 armies and 3 cards.
And that's one to grown on.
The barbaric is not a truck.
Television is the free cereal box toys gimmick of the print world.
Because they've been duped by psychopaths before?
Tang said not to be involved, at all.
Features bridal and luxury suites. Meatballs extra.
Next step for Murdoch: kill James Bond.
Must see for everyone who gladly voted for President Bush, both times.
Also, I've overheard a lot of people confess to having bridge phobia.
And on that day, the nerds won despite huffing from having to walk so much.
Nothing a little muscle enhancement can't beat in a few years.
Bye bye Jetblue. Make mine Virgina America.
Library de Airbag could use one of these.
Workers were removing scaffolding in preparation for the opening.
There should be a law that says a President can't start a war if he's a lame duck or is in his last fifteen months in office.
Number expected to climb.
Bobby you might reconsider that day job at Microsoft. I hear they need valets.
Maybe another trip to Vancouver is called for.
Screw amnesty. Find out how he got his hands on it.
We might have to implement this at Airbag HQ.
When terrorism came from a different place.
Thank you science, without you we would have never known.
Without larger fines, this law if fluff.
Apparently no one has gained the abiltity to fly or bend steel. Lame.
See Shaun, people sue all the time. It's just the thing to do.
Their love for a good, solid Toyota pickup truck with chrome rollbars and exterior lighting.
Come on in, there's plenty of room! And bring some of that jerky with ya.
Sadly, all financial gains will not include adjustments for inflation.
Dear CNN, 1974 called and they'd like you to come home.
Ryan, Ethan; please give the home office a call, I have a few words for you both.
Excuse me while I blow into a paper bag and look for some medication. Any medication.
Failed to tell soliders to comply and provide a countdown.
One of today's Malibu fire victims.
They come in bakers-dozens here.
Pre-emptive war worked so well for us, I can't imagine how it could be bad for them.
You bring the marshmellows, we'll bring the chocolate.
On fires and trying to dwell against the natural geography.
NASA is keeping reports secret in order to avoid a collapse in public confidence.
Gee, that worked out so well in New Orleans. Great idea!
Malibu likes to burn apparently.
On reactions to Malibu burning, yet again.
I sure hope they get this thing killed today, I have too many friends who live right there.
People who elected Bush should loose their Social Security benifits to help pay the bill.
That's first rate journalism, boy-howdie.
It's generally not a good idea to try and ram police with your truck.
Unfortunately, L.A. traffic reporters are not able to cover the event live on television.
Put the parents in prison.
I'd like to think it's the mullet talking.
Happy Cog Philly needs to move already.
Seeing how stupid and commercial Christianity has become? Probably scotch on the rocks.
I hope the night manager is Ok.
Asshats, I could have told you that five years ago.
French fries for everyone!
Thank you President Bush!
Remember when it was all going to cost just $80B?
Lets hope it does better than Joe.
Delta to use Area 51 as a temporary hub.
Schwinn looking into the possibility of a new revenue stream.
All four-hundred and sixty-two of them, sold.
Still, we are living in a world without hover cars.
I wonder if Emeril is a stress eater.
Though it's online, I recommend picking up the printed issue and reading it during the holidays.
Maybe it's time for another trip to the city.
Sasquatch is awesome but I love the killer whale.
I hope he at least farted in Hillary's HQ during his brief occupation.
Democracy survives, for the time being.
Having a hard time not wanting this asshat to suffer for his malice.
The Company Christmas party will be postponed until a new jet can be found.
Whatever she's been eating all these years, I'll take two.
That's why you should always go to the zoo with a concealed weapon.
I hope Musharraf is worth it.
Silly tiger, Soylent Green is people.
Now if only Paris would get hit by a bus...
That alone deserves a link from everyone on the Internet. 1UP.
Can we get rid of him once his kind loose their keys to the Whitehouse?
He'd do better to predict his full-time employment as a McDonalds barista.
Roger, guess what's coming for you buddy.
Why hasn't the CIA double-tapped this guy already?
Send them all the CEOs to Gitmo and make an example of them.
Pretty soon we'll be charged to sit at the gate.
Reason No. 379 Why we should legalize marijuana.
Global Warming appears to have taken the winter off.
So what conclusion can we come to regarding the events of the past two weeks? That the Berkeley City Council is home to the Jerry Falwells and Pat Robertsons of the left? It's unfortunate but true.
Is there anything at Microsoft that's not failing?
Does this mean I can get some cigars now?
First Castro now this. How about a hat trick? North Korea I'm looking at you.
Now can I please have The Matrix on Bluray. I'm tired of waiting.
Penis size is everything.
Where military threats fail, perhaps the arts can help.
Also, flavored water is a joke. Hopefully you don't need science to know that.
Green Bay won't be the same without him.
That's a lot of money to spend on a contract you don't have.
You know, they've got a permanent crease, so you'll always look sharp.
Goodbye and thanks for all the Monoliths.
I think this means the war is over.
So...coat sales are up this year. That's all you had to say.
I expect to see many, many more of these.
All thanks dumb-ass red necks.
Note: Charlton Heston did not blog.
Unless...are we...is that War on Terror still going on or is it just Iraq now?
I think they're confused. Historically, monks have burned themselves in protest, not the other way around.
And by blood tests I mean a vote by sweater wearing historians.
More airline mergers speculated to be around the corner.
"...research suggests the country's greenhouse gas emissions have been underestimated."
Look, if you need money, start charging a sales tax everyone else.
Check the cows, their milks probably gone bad.
The Devil wears JCPennys. Didn't know that did you?
Wonder if he'll talk to Paris, get notes on serving "hard time".
We can not forget Merlin German's sacrifice nor the other before and after his.
I didn't need science to tell me this.
Was this photo taken at an INS deportation ceremony?
Yeah, we're going to need a lot more trees.
Not sure what good that did, Steve lives with egg on his face and sleeves.
Can we also remind the Treasury Department that color ink has been available since the time of Christ?
Country is asking for donations of tents. I wish Amazon had their act together.
George, I'm confused. Is this part of Stay the Course™? Do the fish have Sadam's WMD?
Careful, Jobs just stole your mouse, G.E. will rip out your heart and eat it.
I'd ask if there are American's that are really that stupid but I already know that answer, unfortunately.
Rest in peace Mr. Korman.
That the world is still a far bigger place than we think it is.
Khoi, tell me you got to watch him climb from inside the building.
Bill Moyer's slaps a Bill O'Reily stooge around with one arm behind his back.
Clearly I'm going to need a new first name.
Dammit! I liked Tim a lot.
Everyone add seven dirty words to your prayers tonight.
Tonight they're gonna party like it's 1994.
I always liked his work at Top Cow.
"...70 percent of those slated for closure had opened after the start of 2006."
MSNBC, call me if you want the backstory on how the website was made.
it's when Luke, Han, and Chewbacca get their medals.
I can't believe the used the phrase "Space 2.0".
Of course this means it's time to make lawyer robots.
I'm happy they are at least still working on the case.
Behold the power of cheese.
FBI says no one is a "credible threat".
A "walking tour" of three neighborhoods post-Katrina.
And the right to bear arms.
I wonder how much the insurance policy is worth.
More deaths are expected.
After this accident, I have zero confidence in trains.
Hmm...what would it take to get Cheney on the Metro...
I hope everyone watched this fight. If not, don't miss the replays.
More people and more demands.
"Bankruptcy does not mean the company disappears; it is just owned by someone new."
Still everyone should practice their hobo code just in case.
7 minutes ago from Terminatoriffic.
The police should force him to watch V one thousand times non-stop.
She knows not what she does.
Is it too late to start Airbag Savings & Loan?
This is turning out to be quite the news day for me.
Just need Sunblock 5000 and I'm ready to go.
Concessions should have been made in the mid-90's.
I totally missed this story.
The future of the entire series is in question. Lame.
I didn't know we were fighting lava monsters over there. Intriguing.
Frontline's follow-up on retired four-star general Eric Shinseki's nomination to head the Department of Veterans Affairs.
And present their findings through a bad infographic.
Lets hope they will able to repeat this four more times, maybe eight.
Hopefully some of the previous owners wisdom will be absorbed.
China must be laughing all the way to the bank.
Happy New Year everybody.
You stay racist Washington.
"We hav 2 prtct R ctzens 2, only way fwd through neogtiations, & left Gaza in 05. y Hamas launch missiles not peace?" Asshats.
Sadly, no data on the colossal sewer 'gators of Manhattan.
This chart also proves that Ethan is from Bulgaria, not Vermont as previously thought.
We need help, not bureaucracy and stupidity.
That's something to be proud of right?
There are a lot of Airbag readers Down Under, I hope you are all safe and sound.
I'll believe it when I see it.
He's a waste of time and money in this country.
Note: Anything that is cable news is not serious journalism.
Lets not beat around the bush and just let them buy the country state by state, starting with North Dakota.
Can't wait to see them in action next month.
An icon of American journalism and broadcasting, Paul Harvey will be missed.
— Martin Winterkorn, CEO Volkswagen Group
Sorry, just pretending that I write headlines for CNN.
Context should be demanded by news organizations.
If I could commute at 300MPH on land, I would burn my car to the ground.
"Not many thieves can offer installation on a flip-screen navigation/video/stereo system with a Bluetooth-compatible computer interface operating over fiber optic cables."
That's like Normandy for them. Good job!
And they love any thing from Russia.
Time to send in Grey Fox and fix North Korea's leadership problems.
Kick him out of the van on the way to the click and lets save some tax money.
This does not make me happy, Iran deserves much better.
What a great contest. I hope Audi comes back swinging next year.
Insecure much? Something tells me the leadership in Iran prefers to drive Humvees.
How long before this situation makes it into Weeds?
So how do you make cuts that won't kill the creation of the main product?
Dolphins are finally coming out of the closet with their plans to wipe mankind of the planet.
If people can worship a spaghetti monster then I suppose this is possible.
While I was there it looked like an atomic bomb had just gone off.
This is exactly why I don't watching cable television news "pundits". Morons, Eleven.
Justice, apparently, still has some work ahead.
The Rocket Scientist is going to be pissed off six ways to Sunday when she hears about this. Nast, I hope you wear a cup.
Send him to G-Bay and have him do all the environmental cleanup.
"Polish leaders have declared recovering the...sign a national priority."
Thank you Secretary LaHood.
From the Airbag Foreign Culture Desk.
The storm is now officially the most stupidest thing ever. El Estupidez!
"It helped that the Federal Communications Commission did away with the Morse Code requirement."
A thirty year average of happiness in the world.
There are tears streaming down my face. Thanks Garrett.
If you have to ask then it's dangerous.
