Found unresponsive in her hotel room.
A hidden gem with a little hint of Roger Black.
Note to self: bring PSP and extra batteries.
I didn't know NASA did contract work, sweet! How much to build the Deathstar?
I bet newspaper sales are going through the roof in England.
And a chainsaw, not sure a table knife is gonna do it.
If the results are positive I want to see a live reunion TV show.
In ten years there will be one-thousand Washington Posts.
Maybe it helps if you think the Terminator is after you?
Wait, countries can be accidentally invaded? Oops, sorry about Iraq folks, ourbad, we'll just go now. Bye-bye.
She is a talentless hack who's position is fueled by mindless zombies.
Safety glasses help when you're smokin' out terrorist.
To be burried in one giant box with a tap.
I thought that's what cucumbers were for? I'm confused.
Billy, do you like Gladiator movies?
Only a 10th of the real size! Boosh!
Also now a big, big fan of Xena Warrior Princess.
All your products belong to us.
Coral reefs are now above sea level along with a sunken Japanese patrol boat from WWII.
And who is he calling nappy-headed hos? Has he looked in the mirror lately? Asshat.
I know they come bigger than that, but still.
Sweet! Lets all eat Portillos!
I blame the Curse of the Brady Bunch Special.
On the Media examines NBC's coverage of the Virginia Tech tragedy.
Goodbye Big Three, you suck.
If I had time I would set up a website to start selling real estate.
Bush should go back to being a party animal, his ratings who jump at least 10 points.
Hmm, normal soda tastes like concentrated sugar with sugar additive to me.
"...could be worth $50 billion."
Damn, I hope this doesn't mean they're cutting unlimited munchies.
A map of the Catalina fire. Crazy close.
You could prospect for gold on that barge.
Moral majority found unconcious in his office.
It would be interesting to compare these with the palaces/compounds in South America.
I wondered if Larry would write a eulogy.
Er, he used to until an eleven-year old took him down in Eastern Alabama.
Oops, I mean he will, just after the preservatives wear-off.
Still no hover car in sight.
My smartphone needs a date like the French need Arkansas.
For the Rocket Scientist.
Bite the hand that feeds you, well played.
American's were required to register for CB radios in the 70's.
When do we get to throw his boss in prison?
Dammit Slate, would it have destroyed civilization that we hadn't known the truth?
Sounds like a super villan group.
Does this mean we can turn CERN into an amusement park ride?
Stupid Paris, Mothers Day was last month.