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Saddam, 56, single *wink*,
from unknown location in Iraq, (member since June
2002) says:
After I saw that Jr. Bushtard was elected I knew
I would need something to keep him from pestering
me. But I forgot about it cause I was preoccupied
with tourturing people, building new palaces, and
throwing some slammin Mother of All Parties for
me mate Osama. Anyhoo, a few years later I received
a CD from AOL for 2450 hours of free Internet access
and decieded to try it out. As soon as I logged
on sure enough I get a message saying: "POTUS258
has sent you an invitation to chat". Yegods!
Does Little W. have a day job or what? So I get
Introvertster and within seconds peace and quiet
was restored. |
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Bjork, 34, whatever, from
Iceland (member since August 2002) says:
Hey are you going to print this? I will totally
kick your ass if you print this. Dog houses eat
pancakes. Ask me if I'm a fire truck. Ha! No, I'm
not a firetruck. Idiot! |
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Al, 59, married to Tipper,
from Tennessee (member since August 2002) says:
After a long process of grieving and finding the
courage to start a new life and a new way to serve
the American people, I was soon taunted online by
some person calling himself "POTUS258".
Normally I would just have the fellas in Secret
Service take care of this matter but they said Introvertster
worked better than anything they had, and it would
help their job security. And it keeps Steve away
from constantly cursing at me and telling me how
insanley great he is. As if. |
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