FIGURE 1. NOT SURE WHAT THIS MEANS BUT IT HURTS MY HEAD.
My wife is the smartest, most intelligent person I know. And I want that to be understood around here.
While she was away, I snuck a photo of something she was working on for class. I say something because I have no idea what I'm looking at. I don't know if it's a cure of cancer or simply a way to levitate cars ALA Jetsons, but damn if the Rocket Scientist is not of this world. Or at least not of my world.
Thank God for design. Otherwise I'd just be the janitor who cleans the white-boards when the rocket scientist is through with them. Albeit a damn witty janitor.
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C'mon, anyone would know that it's a compression ratio for a bifurcated sample of a homogenous population with an R-squared beta close to 1. Duh.
Yeah, she can calculate the relative speed of quantum particles travelling through a wormhole...
But can she write her name in the snow?
I think not!
The formula for the reason sliced bread is the greatest thing on Earth.
Wow. She really is amazing! And yes, thank God I'm a designer. Slightly witty, and a designer. Otherwise I'd be the guy slicing all the bread in the deli.
Dave, Good point! I hadn't thought of it like that!
It looks like something that involves chemistry. Of course, the last time I messed with chemistry was six years ago, so I'm probably completely off.
What exactly does your wife do?
She is studying cheimical engineering.
It looks like a recipe for fudge. Or a hydrogen bomb. One of the two.
Oh...and the sandwich...I believe that's waht they call a Shit Sandwich.
Wow, you guys certainly know how to feed a gals ego! It's only the thermodynamic analysis for an ideal otto engine cycle. You know, the one the engine under the hood of your car is based on. I was comparing it with the diesel (self explanatory) and brayton (think airplane jet engines) cycles. Pretty basic thermo stuff, but it can be a pain when you are analyzing the "non-ideal" system.
Oh, and Dave, I can also calculate particle velocity thru a wormhole, but that was another class....Quantum Mechanics. Took that one last year.
She's...like...really smart...and stuff. Huh. Huh.
But can she fix a broken sink?
She can fix a kitchen sink in not two, but just one wink.
It looks like maybe some notes on Thermodynamics. The Basic Otto Cycle, perhaps? If so, your assesment of rocket scientist is not far off!
I did poorly in science and my wife is the one with design skills.
But I have a degree in Critical Theory and make a decent bowl of soup.
Not only is she brilliant, but beautiful as well. Think Barbie. In a lab coat.
"Otherwise I'd just be the janitor who cleans the white-boards when the rocket scientist is through with them."
I'm thinking Good Will Hunting here...
I really don't have a problem with Greg posting an image like this on his own site, but please, for the rest of us "normal" people, please lead with a disclaimer... my brain hurts just lookin' at the thing.
"Must... look away... must... click... to another site..." -Shatner
Now that we have all seen it...
do we have to die?
I feel my life slipping away, sucked from my soul by the lifeless chemical and physics equations placed upon that board. OH THE HUMANITY!
The best part is she's a great cook too.
Yeah, the Rocket Scientist can pretty much kick Martha Stewarts ass -- double twist Diablo style.
when ever i'm feeling like i just stepped off the short bus, i bust out some color theory on my wife's ass.
that puts her in her place.
Eureka! Griff, your a genius!