A list of taglines meant to instill confidence in consumer choice for hiring designers that rarely get any other reaction than, "oh, I think I saw that in a Viagra ad once."
- We Are The Web
- We Break The Rules
- We Don't Play By The Rules
- We Are Perfectionists
- We Bend Over Backwards
- We Know The Web
- We Do The Hard Work For You
- We Are Obsessive About Perfection
- We Are Obsessive About Details
- We Are Obsessive About Results
- We Are Gigantic
- We Are Change
- We Are Ideas
- We Are The Market
- We Are A Creative Bunch
- We Get Results
- We Speak People
- We Speak Design
- We Get Things Done
- We Create Ideas That Activate Brands






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We Activate an Interpersonal Equation With Your Demographic
We Suck.
We can has interwebz.
That's why I always stick with: "We are noobs." Set that mothereffing bar low.
Beth wins
We can punchisize your face for free. But Beth wins.
Should the list be topped by We Are The Champions?
@Beth: Interwebz has a smell. We make that smell.
We break the web.
@Tom: Interwebz has a smell. We live to make that smell.
Little 'motivational' quip we throw about:
We try hard to suck less, everyday.
My band's motto, which could apply equally well to the designer/client relationship:
We rock. You suck.
So, uh... "We are rock hard" hasn't been used by a web company yet? Can i use it? Waiiiit, whoops!
"There are no stupid questions, only inquisitive idiots."
We beat Apple at their own game.
daringfireball pointed out http://www.bluecake.com/ (a simplebits rip) which contains the phrase "unusually deep personal skills". Man, real life is just too funny.
> "unusually deep personal skills"
What the hell does that mean?
> What the hell does that mean?
Ask your mom. She knows.
We is on crack.
We are not amused.