We.


A list of taglines meant to instill confidence in consumer choice for hiring designers that rarely get any other reaction than, "oh, I think I saw that in a Viagra ad once."
  • We Are The Web
  • We Break The Rules
  • We Don't Play By The Rules
  • We Are Perfectionists
  • We Bend Over Backwards
  • We Know The Web
  • We Do The Hard Work For You
  • We Are Obsessive About Perfection
  • We Are Obsessive About Details
  • We Are Obsessive About Results
  • We Are Gigantic
  • We Are Change
  • We Are Ideas
  • We Are The Market
  • We Are A Creative Bunch
  • We Get Results
  • We Speak People
  • We Speak Design
  • We Get Things Done
  • We Create Ideas That Activate Brands
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Scott — 07:43 on 08.31.07#
 

We can Super Size your creative for only 50 cents more...

zeldman — 07:50 on 08.31.07#
 

We Activate an Interpersonal Equation With Your Demographic

Johny — 07:59 on 08.31.07#
 

We Suck.

beth — 08:06 on 08.31.07#
 

We can has interwebz.

Simmy — 08:14 on 08.31.07#
 

That's why I always stick with: "We are noobs." Set that mothereffing bar low.

Jim Ray — 08:34 on 08.31.07#
 

Beth wins

AJP — 09:07 on 08.31.07#
 

We can punchisize your face for free. But Beth wins.

Rami Kayyali — 09:08 on 08.31.07#
 

Should the list be topped by We Are The Champions?

tom — 09:12 on 08.31.07#
 

@Beth: Interwebz has a smell. We make that smell.

Erik — 09:27 on 08.31.07#
 

We break the web.

Greg — 09:31 on 08.31.07#
 

@Tom: Interwebz has a smell. We live to make that smell.

Jesse — 09:42 on 08.31.07#
 

Little 'motivational' quip we throw about:
We try hard to suck less, everyday.

Greg Paulhus — 10:30 on 08.31.07#
 

My band's motto, which could apply equally well to the designer/client relationship:

We rock. You suck.

Luke Dorny — 10:40 on 08.31.07#
 

So, uh... "We are rock hard" hasn't been used by a web company yet? Can i use it? Waiiiit, whoops!

Craig — 10:51 on 08.31.07#
 

"There are no stupid questions, only inquisitive idiots."

James — 11:28 on 08.31.07#
 

We beat Apple at their own game.

Glenn — 11:39 on 08.31.07#
 

daringfireball pointed out http://www.bluecake.com/ (a simplebits rip) which contains the phrase "unusually deep personal skills". Man, real life is just too funny.

Greg — 12:01 on 08.31.07#
 

> "unusually deep personal skills"

What the hell does that mean?

Ethan — 01:09 on 08.31.07#
 

> What the hell does that mean?

Ask your mom. She knows.

Ray — 01:24 on 08.31.07#
 

We is on crack.

Beerzie Boy — 07:29 on 09.01.07#
 

We are not amused.

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