Hey, it's your Right Kidney calling. How are you?
Uh, I'm ok. Why do you ask?
A few of us down here noticed you've been drinking a lot of water lately. It's like a freaking monsoon season down here. What's going on?
Oh, that. I've been sick. Hey, who's that talking in the background?
That's your Bladder. He wants you to know that he's put in ten hours of overtime this week. And another thing, we've both noticed you haven't had an iced latte in a while.
Yeah, I'm supposed to drink water and orange juice.
Hey you don't have to tell me pal, the Left Kidney thinks she's on vacation in Florida with all the OJ you've been drinking. She's a little loopy anyway. If you ever have to donate a kidney, don't hesitate with that one.
Do you guys ever talk to the Lungs?
Not really, they think they're so cool being next to the Heart and all. Why, are they giving you trouble?
Trouble? Pffft. More like hell.
Asshats! Hey listen I just got word that another 12 oz. of water is coming down the pike, I gotta get back to work. You take care okay? And do us all a favor and crawl your way to Starbucks as soon as you can. We're all going through withdrawal down here.
Will do. Later.