Ariel Sharon: Bring out your dead! [clang] Bring out your dead! [clang]
Nabil Shaath: Here's one.
Ariel Sharon: Ninepence.
Yasser Arafat: I'm not dead!
Ariel Sharon: What?
Nabil Shaath: Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
Yasser Arafat: I'm not dead!
Ariel Sharon: 'Ere. He says he's not dead!
Nabil Shaath: Yes, he is.
Yasser Arafat: I'm not!
Ariel Sharon: He isn't?
Nabil Shaath: Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
Yasser Arafat: I'm getting better!
Nabil Shaath: No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
Ariel Sharon: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
Yasser Arafat: I don't want to go on the cart!
Nabil Shaath: Oh, don't be such a baby.
Ariel Sharon: I can't take him.
Yasser Arafat: I feel fine!
Nabil Shaath: Well, do us a favour.
Ariel Sharon: I can't.
Nabil Shaath: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
Ariel Sharon: No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Nabil Shaath: Well, when's your next round?
Ariel Sharon: Thursday.
Yasser Arafat: I think I'll go for a walk.
Nabil Shaath: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
Yasser Arafat: [singing] I feel happy. I feel happy.
[Sharon hits Yasser Arafat on the head - whop]
Nabil Shaath: Ah, thanks very much.
Ariel Sharon: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
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if only all politics were this easy...
haha. brings back funny memories. nice take.
i suppose the robinsons still live in iraq?
LMAO! I believe you could rewrite the names of that script to apply to the pope as well. But who would the others be?
Do the bridge crossing next.
Brilliant, although it took me all the way to "I don't want to go on the cart!" before I figured out what you were doing. Oh well.
I had it the moment I saw "Ariel Sharon". Nice one.
Classic Python! love it :)
Funniest thing I've seen in weeks!
Brilliant.
I couldn't resist... sorry
Dingo : You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
All : And me. And me too. And me.
Dingo : Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking.
Hahahaha.
I love it! Thanks for the laughs.
dead or not! , that's the problem! :))
Rewr! [SMACK] Rewr! [SMACK] Rewr!
....and apprently Saddam was the black knight and the American army was King Arthur....
however a more biting scene would be....
Bush: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
Woman: Order, eh — who does he think he is?
Bush: I am your king!
Woman: Well, I didn't vote for you.
Bush: You don't vote for kings.
Woman: Well, 'ow did you become king then?
Brilliant!
That was exactly what was going on at work. LOL!
YOU KILLED HIM... YOU BASTARD!
Of course, he's actually dead now.
Thanks for the news David, anything else going on in the world we should know about?
You know zombie Lenin is rampaging through Eastern Europe, right?
Brilliant!
I think I just peed myself.
Signed,
The Killer Bunny's Mother
They'll take yer as soon as yer warm...
Ya dont hafta be a six footer
Ya dont have ta have a live brain
Ya dont have ta have a burnoose on
Yer a martyr as soon as Suha gets the Money because....
every dollar is sac red
every dollar is great
if a buck isnt wasted
Suha gets Irate.............
Dear Schrodinger:
We looked in the box.
The cat's dead.
Arafat was in there too ... he's dead.
You should feed them more often.
I'm snickering at that Zombie Lenin idea of David's.
Aztec Mummy vs. Zombie Lenin, good.
Santos vs. Zombie Lenin, even better.
I wish it was my idea. Unfortunately, I stole it from the Simpsons.
Yeah, there's a lot of good to be found in the Simpsons :)