My fellow American's we are now the new Rome and nothing can stand in our way!
Oh, well uh, except maybe the French, Kim Jong Il, Peace protestors (I hate them so much!), Germany, Decision 2004, Xena Warrior Princess, VX nerve gas & friends, all of Southern Asia, another Haley Barry acceptance speech, Fritos Lay products with 'Olean', Ted Turner, Apple 17" Powerbook, Nelson Mandella, Google, Star Trek fans who dress up like Klingons, Walt Disney's frozen head, .NET, improved airport security lines, and yet another tired season of the Simpsons.
All hail Caesar! All hail the new Rome!