I'm happy to hear that no matter what new and monumental dangers we face in the war on terrorism, our moral standards are being held to the highest degree against those who would seek to serve our country.
Who does Micheal Kostiw think he is, trying to climb the ladder of success in our most prominent line of defense with a criminal record?
The Washington Post reported over the weekend that Kostiw was caught shoplifting when he previously worked at the Central Intelligence Agency in 1981.
Never mind that the man who holds the highest position in our government, the freaking Leader of the Free World, has a questionable military record, was arrested for drinking and driving, and is known to have had a long standing love affair with cocaine and alcohol.
Maybe if Michael had only smoked a pound of opium instead of going for the five-finger-discount he'd be in a corner office right about now.
Shoplifting is a crime people! Seriously, it is the worst kind of domestic terrorism — don't let anyone tell you any different.
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I concur.
Shoplifting is a crime that should never be forgiven! Never let him hold that office!
You know, I knew about everything EXCEPT the cocaine hinting -- where did you hear about that one? I've read a lot about Bush, but I've never read even a smidget of comments on that... if that's true, It doesn't surprise me anymore how easily they can control the flow of information. I always thought my snide George Orwell comments were in vain.
But, yeah. I read that this morning and my first that was: 'well, whatever, he was probably a kid then and you can pick on him for what he did when he was 14...' Low and behold he had been a 'case officer' for ten years... means he had to be 30-40 at least. What a crock.
The Bush cocaine stuff has been around forever, most recently again in Kitty Kelly's new book. Supposedly he was powdering his nose as late as the late 80s, when Dad was president and he was at Camp David. I don't really give those rumors much credence tho ... Bush seems too stupid to do blow on government property without getting bagged.
Why does this post say "Gloves." in bloglines (meaning in your rss), yet here it is "Lamonts."?
Shoplifters. You little domestic terrorists.
I offer you a road to recovery:
1. Admit you have a problem. Just like the Bush did.
2. Admit you are powerless. The Crime Doctor's fighting techniques are unstoppable.
3. Seek help. These guys will do.
4. Turn yourself in. Where else, but right here -- at the handy, dandy terrorist-tip-o-matic machine.
5. Enjoy a free vacation on the lovely island of Cuba. View Brochure Here.
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I think the crime doctor is just what this administration needs. That's interesting Tom -- I don't think Daddy would let that one fly so close to home... but I wouldn't be surprised one bit.
Micheal Kostiw needs Winona Ryder -- they'd be unstoppable.
When I first read your post, I thought he had been arrested for skateboarding and was outraged. But...shoplifting? String him up, I say.
I'm still puzzling over the Lamont reference. What did Demond Wilson ever do that was so horrible as to be compared to the Chimp-in-Chief and his ne'er-do-well almost-3rd-in-charge-CIA-man?
Off with his hands!
The reference to Lamonts is an inside joke between Mitch and I. *wink*
:-)
Aha.
Whelp if we're going that route, then maybe he should get a hooker, bring her to work, get a bj, lie about it, all while Al Qaeda plots against us. Just like Bill Clinton. Hee!
Bill Clinton brough a hooker to the Whitehouse? That's news to me.
He sure did, Greg! And Saddam Hussein is directly responsible for 9-11, too!
Well, Monica was being paid for sex sooo yeah.
What the hell are you talking about?
Greg, playing dumb, I hope? Monica, the intern. You remember? She was providing her 'services' for Bill Clinton. Don't be so incredulous.
I'm sorry but for all the wrongs that were caused, Monica was not hired for sex. She was an intern first (and since when are interns paid?) who got caught up in a bad relationship. Don't be cheeky.
Cheeky monkey! I think Whitehouse interns get a stipend or something. I dunno.
I want an intern.
I want a stipend. (Although I will take trying to drag Monica Lewinski into a debate about the 2004 election as a nice measure of the flacid state of the pro-W crew).