When web 3.0 comes out it better have the following or I'm going to be pissed:
- Lasers.
- Buffalo rides for a quarter.
- Prisoner re-runs on SciFi.
- Words that start with a silent X.
- Badminton zip-zap action.
- The ability to re-route power from auxiliary sources to a primary function.
- W3C sanctioned user validation (Why are we letting the mouth breathers steer the ship? Web 3.0 will require an intelligence test to drive, sorry Arkansas you can use Gopher)
- A five year sentence of hard, Oz-like, time for using the colors pink and light blue together with any word — real or made up — that ends in the word 'r'.
- S-words.
- Field trips, lots of them.
- Textmate that works with
antialiased fonts. - Monkey Helpers on the Plane.
- Asynchronous Javascript and XML through calculator watches.
- Parachute pants (red).
- A national holiday.
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I heard that leap day is going to be the official holiday of web 3.0.
Anyone on salary should get Feb 29th off anyway.
not just lasers -- laser cats.
I'll take Swords for $100. Oh, that's only in the RSS.
The sheer power of any combination of these features blows my mind.
Here's to Buffalo Riding Parachute Pants Zip-Zap Day!
Dot Com!
And sushi delivered to you daily straight to you through your RSS feed via TOM -- the Teleportation of Objects Model .
im not clear by what you mean about textmate not working with anti-aliased fonts, it Monaco 12pt. anti alias fresh from install. Is there something else thats jacked up about it?
Oops, I meant aliased fonts. Damn writing to fast.
The Prisoner is being remade for British TV and its release will coincide with the alpha launch of Web 3.0. In Web 3.0, products are in perpetual alpha
Your idea of having silent x words is very avant garde.
It should make us say:
Oh Shit... Meteors.
Holy crap that was funny. I didn't understand the title, until I went here:
http://www.kirken.org/
Now it makes perfect sense. Thanks Greg. :)
Whatever you were smoking when you posted that...
Dude.
Hook me up.
Hilarious.
I'll take S-words for $200.
Mark, if you want to know where inspriation for the title comes from start here.
I love you for this post!
Haha, awesome post but I only want snakes on a plane!
snakes on a plane will be slipstreamed into the 2.5 upgrade, by that time they will already be passé
Prisoner on DVD is all you need.
screw SciFi- channel.
i vote for the sushi, too, though.
That Laser cat SNL skit was perfect - Samberg is a genius.
Horray for the buffalo rides!
Oh, nevermind: web 3.0 will be all in chinese!
And they have plenty of X's that must be read 'sh'...
Macubu, you're so right. That reminds me, I need to spin up Nixon Visits China. Maybe I'll make it the first ever website run by Web 3.0 (alpha, of course).
It'd be nice if web 3.0 took all these cool technologies that 2.0 showed off ... and did something compelling with them.
Shoot, I was going to work a joke in there.
You forgot unicorns and rainbows. No fantasy world is complete without a solid foundation of unicorns and rainbows. *
*and chocolate
I want teleportation and free snacks. FREE SNACKS!
did you say Field trips? I luv Field trips. Do we get to stay overnight? Roast weenies and marshmellows? Yes, Yes indeed wire me up for this cool-aid ride!
For web 3.0 I think all cookies should have chocolate chips.
postr?
that is cracked good chuckle, Thanks.
frappr.com
Lots, and lots of this.