Julie.


I've come a long way in this business. And by that I mean that I can post an ad for a job without feeling the need to be the exact opposite of conscious, lose my lunch, breathe with complications, drink heavily—smoke heavily, clench my chest in that area it's not such a good idea to feel the need to clench, shave the cat, walk my neighborhood in a bathrobe waving a six-gun (I do this no mater the stress level, it's a Tuesday thing), call twenty-four hour hotlines on the twenty-fourth minute at every hour on the hour, pace back and forth in front of the local Navy recruitment office, pull hair off my head, one clump at a time, Rick Roll hundreds of unknowing, trusting people, shave the other cat, buy a one way ticket to the middle of nowhere, develop a twitch right above my left eye, and/or taste copper.

I'm going to go home and duct tape my house now, but with Scotch tape.

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Ray — 06:33 on 05.06.08#
 

Your on a roll with duct tape these days. Does this mean you're quitting smoking?

James Embree — 05:31 on 05.07.08#
 

As a show of empathy I would have done any three of those things with you (except that one), but I'm glad that is no longer necessary.

Luke Dorny — 03:49 on 05.07.08#
 

As someone who is unduly inebriated at teh monemnt south of the obrder, what the hlel are you talkling about?
)I'lll rebret this later…_

Greg — 04:28 on 05.07.08#
 

Luke, go get yourself a nacho hat man.

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