Iraqi militants, fuming that their GI kidnapping has been found out to be a not-so-elaborate miniature hoax have announced they have kidnapped another US military person — for real this time. No really, they mean it.
In this updated photo, Iraqi militants are now claiming they have kidnapped a female G.I. who they say goes by the name Princess Barb — as translated from their website:
She is the meanest and bustiest hot chick storming the desert to kill insurgents where ever they may raise their little heads.
Death to infidels! Death to brunettes!
Ken has not been reached for comment.
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Ken Bin Laden is the one who did this evil ploy. I just know it!
...WTF? I'm not sure whether to print this out, and pass it out to the all the 1st grade classrooms within a 50 mile radius, or just go "Ah buh guh duh wuh?" and be confused in general... that was the weirdest thing I've ever read, and I'm a Stephen King fan. Egads.
Ken was waylaid after The Donalds wedding.
Hah! That's quite lovely.
That entire fiasco greatly amused me. I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one.
Greg, I reacted to the same thing over at my site, but I gotta tell ya... You reacted in a much better, funnier way! I think it's hilarious that the insurgents have had to stoop to such a low level to try and drive fear into the hearts of the masses. I wonder how they'll simulate blood splatter when they "cut off" Ken's - er... the soldier's head off.
Hahaha! That's really funny! Great post, Greg!
The say "Death to Brunettes" and she's clearly blonde. Man they are dumb. And they didn't even try to sell the tiara on eBay which is even dumber. The original hostage was Ken's brother wasn't he?
Ken is off governing the Commonwealth of Massachusetts...
Like things weren't strange enough. Anyway, isn't Ken gay? He wouldn't really care.
There's a sharing of ideas going on here... http://j-walkblog.com/blog/index/P18795/