In Target.


"So what do you want to do tonight?"

"Watch the season finally of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, it's a two hour show!"

Ooohhh cccrrraaappp! What in the hell am I going to do with two-hours-of-*sigh*-Buffy-the-Vampire-Slayer?!

*Phoomp* -- You should go get Greek take-out and have a lovely evening with your wife.

But Buffy? Do you have any idea how much I do not want to watch that?

*Phoomp* -- Don't fall of that lovely evening crap! Remind her of all the homework she needs to do.

Hmm, play the Guilt & Responsibility Card, that's always a sure bet.

For shame! You're wife works so hard at her studies, give her a well deserved break!

Yeah, but what's in this for me? I work hard too.

Well that's certainly relative.

Hey! You are starting to annoy me and what's with the glowing? Stop it, you're hurting my eyes.

Look, if she wants to watch Buffy, fine but let her watch it later, like around 2AM, when you are in a deep sleep.

I got a better idea, lets buy this copy of A Bridge Too Far and go watch it in the office on the laptop.

But what about cuddle time on the couch?

Well, okay but do I still have to watch Buffy?

Yes.

Take care of him while I go and pay for this.

Already on it.
6 Responses to “In Target.”
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Brian — 08:00 on 05.23.02#
 

I now understand the ways of the whipped. I should listen and learn from the older and more experienced brother on the ways of marriage. You are wise O' old one.
Thanks

Brock — 11:06 on 05.23.02#
 

I see you're back on your game! Very nice.

Tess — 01:18 on 05.23.02#
 

Casa Tess was invaded by a bunch of rowdy gamers that most decidedly did not want to let me watch my Buffy Season Finale. However, I recorded it in the background, and found that the boys only gamed during commercial breaks, as they were too engrossed in the plotline otherwise. At least you were nice and let your wife watch in peace!

Chris — 02:40 on 05.23.02#
 

Those little guys get around. They visit me from time to time, usually while I'm driving.

The little red guy tells me that I should drive that bastard off the road.

The little guy with the harp and the white robes points out that the bastard in question is a vanload of nuns.

It's not just me, is it?

Mike — 05:47 on 05.23.02#
 

Buffy isn't so bad when you consider the alternative: Felicity. The only good thing is that it was a series finale.

Greg — 05:51 on 05.23.02#
 

Mike, you have an excellent point. Fortunately my wife has good taste and thus was never caught up in shows like Felicity, Dawson's Creek, or Roswell.

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