Icon.

29 May 03

EXT. SPRINGFIELD MILITARY BASE - DAY

A USO show. BOB HOPE stands in the wings with an ADVANCE MAN.

BOB HOPE

What's the mayor's name?

ADVANCE MAN

Quimby.

BOB HOPE

Beautiful.

Bob goes on stage in front of thousands of ROWDY G.I.'s.

BOB HOPE

Hello, this is Bob "what the hell am I doing in Springfield" Hope. Hey, how about that Mayor Quimby? He's some golfer! His balls spend more time under water than Greg Louganis.

8 Responses to “Icon.”
Join the fray by reading through and commenting at the end.

Blake — 10:58 on 05.29.03#

God bless Bob Hope.

Beerzie Boy — 12:47 on 05.29.03#

Give that man a coffee.

Tom Dolan — 08:19 on 05.29.03#

Was that a Greg Louganis is gay joke?

Greg — 08:50 on 05.29.03#

I think it was more of a Greg Louganis is the only swimmer known to enough American households that the punch line would be funny joke.

The gay thing only takes it to another level.

Beerzie Boy — 08:31 on 05.30.03#

Greg Louganis is gay?

Tom Dolan — 08:41 on 05.30.03#

Lol. See, now that's funny. Barrump-bump.

Tom Dolan — 06:03 on 05.31.03#

Final note: Shouldn't that transcript read Greg Louganis'?

boysen — 07:59 on 06.02.03#

Awesome!
/me loves the Bob

Comments are now closed. Please go home.

Comments are locked either 14 days after the post date or when I think discussion has jumped the shark. If you really have something to say, use the contact form.