EXT. SPRINGFIELD MILITARY BASE - DAY
A USO show. BOB HOPE stands in the wings with an ADVANCE MAN.
What's the mayor's name?
Bob goes on stage in front of thousands of ROWDY G.I.'s.
Hello, this is Bob "what the hell am I doing in Springfield" Hope. Hey, how about that Mayor Quimby? He's some golfer! His balls spend more time under water than Greg Louganis.