Shamelessly taken from this morning Doonesbury and noted here for posterity and hilarity.
"Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all over the country."
September 6, 2004
"After all Europe is America's closet ally."
February 22, 2005
"Free societies will be allies against those hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of hat."
September 17, 2004
"September the 4th, 2001 I stood in the ruins of the Twin Towers. It's a day I will never forget."
October 18, 2004
"That's why I went to Congress last September and proposed fundamental supplemental funding, which is money for armor and body parts."
September 4, 2004
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
August 5, 2004
"And so during these holiday seasons, we thank out blessings."
December 10 , 2004
"We are in no way shape, of form should a human being play God."
January 14, 2005
Not wanting to leave you with this boobery jostling around your noggin all day long I leave you with this, a quote from another president whose wisdom and eloquence never gets old.