And We Liked It.


Sounding half like age old wisdom and half like Dana Carvey's, Grumpy Old Man character from Saturday Night live, Bill Gates enlightened high school students from Visalia, California with a few simple rules to live by:

Rule 1 -- Life is not fair - get used to it.

Rule 2 -- The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3 -- You will NOT make $40,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4 -- If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.

Rule 5 -- Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your grandparents had a different word for burger flipping-they called it opportunity.

Rule 6 -- If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7 -- Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you are. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parents' generation, try delousing the closet in your own room.

Rule 8 -- Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life has not. In some schools they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as many times as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9 -- Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you find yourself. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10 -- Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11 -- Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.

8 Responses to “And We Liked It.”
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Ryan — 04:56 on 08.02.02#
 

"Wasn't it a millionare who said 'Imagine no posessions' ?"
--Elvis Costello

Mitch — 07:19 on 08.03.02#
 

Sounds like Bill Gates has been spending a little too much time with Dr. Phil.

No, actually, very good stuff, all of it.

tomas — 09:22 on 08.03.02#
 

Wow, Bill Gates said that? I'm impressed.

Paul P — 12:22 on 08.03.02#
 

This probably isn't gonna make me popular, but in the interest of full disclosure, I submit the site that says this story is a bit of a myth. The words were written for recent graduates, but not by Bill Gates. Of course, this should have no effect on anyone's assessment of the speech, though it might temper one's admiration for Bill Gates.

Greg — 05:44 on 08.03.02#
 

Well I half suspected this but I thought it would make for a good post.

Mitch — 07:07 on 08.03.02#
 

I changed my mind now, I don't like it anymore.

Ryan — 08:25 on 08.03.02#
 

I'm stickin to my original comments, despite the fact that it could be considered senseless.

ButterCup — 05:57 on 08.20.02#
 

What the ever-heck is that monkey lard?

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