Sucka.


After reading today's New York Times I had a vision of what television will be like in 2013:

In 2004, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire — the I-Team.

I'm sure it will be like the original but this time in high-definition or hologram, where available.

UPDATE: It appears the I-Team already exists (who knew?) and they have caught the TSA making illegal strip searches in Reagan National Aiport. No mention of what biscuit recipe and duct tape combination the I-Team used to defeat the bad guys.

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ramanan — 06:29 on 11.30.04#
 

"I ain't gettin' in no spaceship, Hannibal."

Gabriel Mihalache — 10:22 on 11.30.04#
 

"I pity the fool who'd watch such drivel!" -- Mr. Ti

Sorry. I couldn't help it.

Justin Perkins — 10:23 on 11.30.04#
 

Hey that was yesterday's Times :)

Great article, although many of us have been saying this for a long time.

I like how the the author describes the boats the marines use as "fast patrol boats". Hmmm.. is somebody afraid of rekindling the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth absurdity?

Cameron — 09:23 on 12.01.04#
 

The question still remains, would they be able to actually shoot anyone? Or would they just hit car tires and other non-living material.

They could build a flamethrower out of an oven gas house, but they couldn't shoot one person...

Donnie — 10:07 on 12.01.04#
 

Is it just me, or is the letter "i" in front of everything these days - even great HDTV television programs!

Joe Clay — 11:20 on 12.02.04#
 

"i" is also at the end of things to do with HDTV — 1080i. First Compaq uses "i" then Apple makes it popular. Now everything is "i" this and "i" that. iThink iMight be right.

Joe Clay — 11:22 on 12.02.04#
 

Of course it has a reason on 1080i....iThink iT stands for iNterlace.

Karlo — 11:39 on 12.10.04#
 

Perhaps the TV of the future will look like those video camera displays in Best Buy that simply show a video camera aimed at the viewer. The ultimate in reality TV.

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