Remember when I said I found the perfect job?
Yeah, well scratch that.
Providing, of course, that I could actually go to work without peeing my pants every morning from all the excitement.

Remember when I said I found the perfect job?
Yeah, well scratch that.
Providing, of course, that I could actually go to work without peeing my pants every morning from all the excitement.
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Two words: employee discount.
I get an error trying to access the page. I can only imagine...so good you pee your pants? Sheesh.
Okay, got it now. Holy shizzle. I wet myself.
Hmmm... wait until you're in a meeting with Steve Jobs. There may be reasons why there's an opening.
Why is it the best jobs are never in the Atlanta area? Crap, crap, crap...
Naw. You'd spend all day making jaguar colored buttons using CSS.
Worked for Apple. Better to keep it in your head as some idealistic fantasy --- the reality is different.
There's always Depends for the bladder thing.
Yeah, but what's the salary? "A man can not live on iPods alone"