Cake. Happy anniversary everyone! I can't believe it's been five years already but look at how much has been Mission Accomplished. Gosh, how we were able to get through the day without being boots down in Iraq, I'll never know. Among...
Dorthy. I have a situation. Ramses, our male cat, is uh, having problems containing his number-one game inside the rink. It all started months ago, suddenly and seemingly at random but as time has passed, and after a discussion with Bill...
Danville. Last week I ended up living in a Hotel in the Easy Bay area of Northern California—albeit sick and, except for an hour of two a day, bound to my room working and feeling generally not-well. I made the journey...
Hampton. I won't be in Austin this year. I've decided, along with the rest of the Airbag crew, to take the year off from the growing insanity of ever increasing event population and infiltration of corporate-culture. But don't let that stop...
Swatch. Not a day goes by wherein the factory at Airbag Industries is completely shut down and we've got a lot to show for it, just not quite yet. I'm very proud of the work we're doing and wanted to show...
Bobble. Full on dead cow, lobster, and The Stash; I was ready to fade in-and-out of power naps for the remainder of the evening. The nap, so powerful with its ability to bend time, turning three hours into mere minutes. Slouched,...
Bones. Predictions are better left to sad people who live in trailer parks and channel Satan through a silly deck of cards that can't even be used to play poker, but sometimes I just can't help myself. So here it goes....
Complete Archive
09 Jan 08 : Caucus.
06 Jan 08 : Ishtar.
31 Dec 07 : Help.
12 Dec 07 : Global.
10 Dec 07 : Sample.
07 Dec 07 : Fail.
05 Dec 07 : Hexagon.
27 Nov 07 : Upton.
31 Oct 07 : Teraton.
24 Oct 07 : Point.
23 Oct 07 : Shadow.
21 Oct 07 : Dalmatian.
10 Oct 07 : Handkerchief.
27 Sep 07 : Hyacinth.
10 Sep 07 : Melvin.
09 Sep 07 : Rolled.
07 Sep 07 : Caylee.
04 Sep 07 : Pulp.
31 Aug 07 : Superbad.
31 Aug 07 : We.
21 Aug 07 : Cross.
08 Aug 07 : Schiavo.
26 Jul 07 : Marcotte.
19 Jul 07 : Tubs.
14 Jul 07 : Phileas.
13 Jul 07 : Rats.
12 Jul 07 : Bitter.
11 Jul 07 : Sukuhi.
08 Jul 07 : Handshake.
06 Jul 07 : Letterman.
18 Jun 07 : Aoople.
12 Jun 07 : Tweat.
11 Jun 07 : Developr.
08 Jun 07 : Rodney.
06 Jun 07 : Tubular.
05 Jun 07 : Generally.
19 May 07 : Huh.
05 May 07 : Gaia.
02 May 07 : Kutaragi.
25 Apr 07 : Swedish.
24 Apr 07 : Craftsman.
23 Apr 07 : Amigos.
15 Apr 07 : Shrimps.
11 Apr 07 : Further.
10 Apr 07 : Law.
08 Apr 07 : LLC.
29 Mar 07 : Gloucester.
20 Mar 07 : Flaunt.
18 Mar 07 : Israel.
13 Mar 07 : Invisible.
08 Mar 07 : Committee.
28 Feb 07 : Dean.
18 Feb 07 : Salami.
01 Feb 07 : Boobs.
16 Jan 07 : Scope.
11 Jan 07 : Prolonged.
02 Jan 07 : Fish.
30 Dec 06 : TSA.
28 Dec 06 : Perplexed.
05 Dec 06 : Two.
04 Dec 06 : Fritters.
27 Nov 06 : Rumsfeld.
26 Nov 06 : Knighted.
01 Nov 06 : Audi.
19 Oct 06 : Jared.
13 Oct 06 : Banks.
03 Oct 06 : Boxes.
29 Sep 06 : Scab.
23 Sep 06 : McNeal.
22 Sep 06 : Blinker.
18 Sep 06 : Shortbus.
08 Sep 06 : Kirken.
04 Sep 06 : Chillax.
24 Jul 06 : Liftoff.
18 Jul 06 : Scheisse.
14 Jul 06 : Checkered.
12 Jul 06 : Boulderfist.
10 Jul 06 : Dinkenflicka.
09 Jul 06 : Ramman.
07 Jul 06 : Ignite.
28 Jun 06 : Sprite.
28 Jun 06 : Manayunk.
11 Jun 06 : Ruler.
10 Jun 06 : Munich.
09 Jun 06 : Ole.
06 Jun 06 : Jefferson.
04 Jun 06 : TPS.
01 Jun 06 : Guernica.
31 May 06 : Results.
29 May 06 : Rheinübung
26 May 06 : 900.
18 May 06 : DarthBook.
17 May 06 : Fisher-Price.
29 Apr 06 : Doppleganger.
28 Apr 06 : Wrong.
25 Apr 06 : Landslide.
12 Apr 06 : Thirty-Five.
10 Apr 06 : Alda.
05 Apr 06 : Be-switched.
02 Apr 06 : Spacely.
31 Mar 06 : Illustrator.
29 Mar 06 : ATDT.
28 Mar 06 : Styrofoam.
20 Mar 06 : Striker.
17 Mar 06 : Introductions.
15 Mar 06 : SXSW.
03 Mar 06 : Appreciate.
27 Feb 06 : Fl.ower.
24 Feb 06 : Résumé
19 Feb 06 : Runway.
14 Feb 06 : Gone.
11 Feb 06 : Muskee.
07 Feb 06 : Seven-Fold.
05 Feb 06 : Hike.
03 Feb 06 : k2.
03 Feb 06 : Slime.
01 Feb 06 : Title.
31 Jan 06 : Ambrose.
29 Jan 06 : Cheap.
26 Jan 06 : Departing.
24 Jan 06 : Four.
22 Jan 06 : Breathe.
16 Jan 06 : Designpedia.
14 Jan 06 : Austin.
10 Jan 06 : Macworld.
05 Jan 06 : Mental.
21 Dec 05 : S, M, L, XL, XXL
10 Dec 05 : 2006.
01 Dec 05 : Bits.
30 Nov 05 : Politburo.
28 Nov 05 : Mascara.
27 Nov 05 : Holywar.
15 Nov 05 : KGB.
02 Nov 05 : Salt.
18 Oct 05 : Bunny.
17 Oct 05 : Arcade.
12 Oct 05 : Infinite.
07 Oct 05 : Ned.
06 Oct 05 : Two-Oh.
03 Oct 05 : 5C.
26 Sep 05 : Aaron.
25 Sep 05 : Wordpressed.
22 Sep 05 : Yugo.
21 Sep 05 : Maersk.
12 Sep 05 : Amazon.
07 Sep 05 : 2x4.
03 Sep 05 : Grind.
02 Sep 05 : Mediate.
01 Sep 05 : Levy.
26 Aug 05 : Alyeska.
17 Aug 05 : WWGTDD?
12 Aug 05 : Ken.
09 Aug 05 : 409.
30 Jul 05 : Moo, Moo.
24 Jul 05 : Limeade.
13 Jul 05 : Martha.
12 Jul 05 : Mayday.
07 Jul 05 : Union.
01 Jul 05 : Fica.
20 Jun 05 : Clueless.
19 Jun 05 : Talons.
16 Jun 05 : Pox.
15 Jun 05 : Nine.
13 Jun 05 : Moonwalk.
13 Jun 05 : Fud.
12 Jun 05 : Eight-Track.
07 Jun 05 : Red.
02 Jun 05 : Coltrane.
01 Jun 05 : Grrrr.
18 May 05 : Thumbs.
17 May 05 : Shakos.
16 May 05 : Dan.
09 May 05 : Riggs.
01 May 05 : Reboot.
19 Apr 05 : PopeMX.
07 Apr 05 : Vinick.
02 Apr 05 : Uno.
20 Mar 05 : Green.
18 Mar 05 : Foxhat.
17 Mar 05 : Twinkle.
09 Mar 05 : Figures.
04 Mar 05 : Union.
23 Feb 05 : Freed.
18 Feb 05 : Kumbaya.
14 Feb 05 : Anniversary.
10 Feb 05 : Coca-Cola.
02 Feb 05 : Frontpage.
01 Feb 05 : Pink.
26 Jan 05 : Worm.
25 Jan 05 : Mykel.
24 Jan 05 : Yes.
21 Jan 05 : Chevak.
13 Jan 05 : Win.
11 Jan 05 : Rubick.
10 Jan 05 : Ready? Ok.!
06 Jan 05 : Horseshoe.
05 Jan 05 : Spade.
04 Jan 05 : 100%.
30 Dec 04 : Intervention.
29 Dec 04 : Eleventh.
28 Dec 04 : Magnitude.
23 Dec 04 : Chestnuts.
22 Dec 04 : 17.
20 Dec 04 : Moonshot.
19 Dec 04 : Taper.
17 Dec 04 : Fin.
14 Dec 04 : Bronze.
11 Dec 04 : Clobberin'
10 Dec 04 : X-Files.
30 Nov 04 : Sucka.
27 Nov 04 : Stupid.
25 Nov 04 : Rin Tin Tin.
19 Nov 04 : Nickelodeon.
18 Nov 04 : Simba.
09 Nov 04 : Rewr!
08 Nov 04 : Guitar.
04 Nov 04 : DIY.
03 Nov 04 : Criminal.
02 Nov 04 : Download.
01 Nov 04 : Riot.
01 Nov 04 : Remarkable.
31 Oct 04 : Slipper.
27 Oct 04 : Sing.
26 Oct 04 : Popcorn.
24 Oct 04 : Play.
20 Oct 04 : Grandslam.
19 Oct 04 : Actually.
17 Oct 04 : Rambo.
14 Oct 04 : Bart.
13 Oct 04 : Halloween.
12 Oct 04 : Lava.
11 Oct 04 : Barney.
08 Oct 04 : Pinocchio.
04 Oct 04 : Lamonts.
30 Sep 04 : Hex.
27 Sep 04 : Watergate.
24 Sep 04 : Gerry-Rig.
16 Sep 04 : Punt.
12 Sep 04 : Shark.
08 Sep 04 : Blue Thunder.
05 Sep 04 : Four-Fifty-One.
29 Aug 04 : Torino.
27 Aug 04 : Nine Bells.
24 Aug 04 : 9/What?
21 Aug 04 : Mo' Balance.
15 Aug 04 : Got Bela?
14 Aug 04 : Sour Gyros.
12 Aug 04 : Airbag-American.
10 Aug 04 : Round Trip.
06 Aug 04 : Houdini.
02 Aug 04 : Polychrome.
31 Jul 04 : Plog.
30 Jul 04 : Electric Lime.
29 Jul 04 : Mustard.
26 Jul 04 : Master Chief.
14 Jul 04 : 1099 Hours.
13 Jul 04 : Zug-Zug.
12 Jul 04 : Patrick Henry.
09 Jul 04 : Flamingo Trouble.
04 Jul 04 : Jefferson's Day.
01 Jul 04 : Panthère Rose
30 Jun 04 : Pink Panther.
28 Jun 04 : Clicking Heals.
21 Jun 04 : Flight Cancelled.
16 Jun 04 : Go Anteaters!
16 Jun 04 : Academics of Worn.
11 Jun 04 : Airbag Industries.
08 Jun 04 : Black Kettle.
06 Jun 04 : Jelly Beans.
31 May 04 : Flags.
28 May 04 : Sugar Jets.
24 May 04 : Powder Puff.
20 May 04 : Ring, Ring.
16 May 04 : Three Bean.
09 May 04 : Shock, No Awe.
06 May 04 : Paperboy.
04 May 04 : Another Brief.
04 May 04 : Palmer Moose.
03 May 04 : Quick Brown Fox.
27 Apr 04 : I Rove Rou.
27 Apr 04 : Stroker Ace.
25 Apr 04 : Twenty-One Guns.
23 Apr 04 : Quad Shot, Port Bow.
21 Apr 04 : Crowning Heros.
20 Apr 04 : Fifty Cents.
17 Apr 04 : Sanford, Not Son.
15 Apr 04 : Eek! Eek!
15 Apr 04 : Page 23.
11 Apr 04 : A Better Tighty Whitey.
08 Apr 04 : Smiling Condiment.
06 Apr 04 : Sesame Street.
05 Apr 04 : Aim High.
02 Apr 04 : Thirty-Three.
26 Mar 04 : Moo Moo Buckaroo.
23 Mar 04 : Save Ferris.
19 Mar 04 : Cheech Plus Chong.
17 Mar 04 : 97 Bottles.
14 Mar 04 : S, M, L, XL.
09 Mar 04 : Standard Angst.
05 Mar 04 : Very Small Rocks.
02 Mar 04 : The Kucinich Proposition.
01 Mar 04 : Soap to Nuts.
16 Feb 04 : Iacocca.
12 Feb 04 : Antarctica.
11 Feb 04 : Waferthin.
04 Feb 04 : The Georgian.
01 Feb 04 : Full Metal Nipple.
28 Jan 04 : Martha Stewart.
27 Jan 04 : Betamax.
20 Jan 04 : State of WMD.
16 Jan 04 : Drive Through.
13 Jan 04 : Brilliantly Cranky.
11 Jan 04 : Texas Hold-'em.
07 Jan 04 : Three Point Oh.
23 Dec 03 : Thai Dishes.
14 Dec 03 : O'tay.
03 Dec 03 : Monkey Kong.
02 Dec 03 : Yo Ho.
20 Nov 03 : Inky.
19 Nov 03 : Kip.
16 Nov 03 : Find.
14 Nov 03 : Suck.
14 Nov 03 : Drool.
11 Nov 03 : Windex.
10 Nov 03 : Spoiler.
08 Nov 03 : Click.
03 Nov 03 : Wincing.
26 Oct 03 : Pistol.
14 Oct 03 : Liberal Media.
03 Oct 03 : Twin.
24 Sep 03 : Where's the Beef.
24 Sep 03 : See.
20 Sep 03 : Blazing.
19 Sep 03 : Right Click.
12 Sep 03 : Madison.
09 Sep 03 : Birthdays.
07 Sep 03 : Goats.
27 Aug 03 : 1952.
25 Aug 03 : Candy.
13 Aug 03 : Aware.
11 Aug 03 : Bad Dream.
06 Aug 03 : Capital.
04 Aug 03 : Zippy.
29 Jul 03 : Go Away.
28 Jul 03 : Ankles.
21 Jul 03 : Muggy.
17 Jul 03 : Cocoon.
14 Jul 03 : What Else We Got?
10 Jul 03 : Indoctrinated.
09 Jul 03 : Spies.
07 Jul 03 : Fire.
17 Jun 03 : Hoot.
16 Jun 03 : Sam.
09 Jun 03 : Past Due.
03 Jun 03 : 1 Inifinity.
29 May 03 : Icon.
21 May 03 : Ping.
20 May 03 : Schwing.
19 May 03 : Hi Ho.
15 May 03 : Whoa.
05 May 03 : 42nd.
01 May 03 : Gate.
28 Apr 03 : Dime Bag.
28 Apr 03 : Phat.
28 Apr 03 : Chalk.
17 Apr 03 : Adrian.
15 Apr 03 : R.I.F.
15 Apr 03 : Uh.
07 Apr 03 : Rockefeller.
04 Apr 03 : Textism.
03 Apr 03 : Pepé le Pew.
02 Apr 03 : Qatar.
24 Mar 03 : Hot.
20 Mar 03 : Cam.
18 Mar 03 : NeoRome
15 Mar 03 : Informed.
14 Mar 03 : Croisandwhich.
13 Mar 03 : Fracture.
11 Mar 03 : Panther.
07 Mar 03 : l'Airbag.
06 Mar 03 : Chiba.
05 Mar 03 : Drilling.
04 Mar 03 : Queen.
02 Mar 03 : Surrender Monkeys.
26 Feb 03 : Thread.
23 Feb 03 : Pom.
20 Feb 03 : Knowledge.
17 Feb 03 : Extraordinarily.
16 Feb 03 : Spicoli.
14 Feb 03 : Croissant
13 Feb 03 : Smash!
11 Feb 03 : Crossroads.
09 Feb 03 : Zzzz.
07 Feb 03 : Repair.
05 Feb 03 : The Man.
04 Feb 03 : Pork.
03 Feb 03 : For Josh.
01 Feb 03 : Keep Going.
31 Jan 03 : Cultural.
30 Jan 03 : Approach.
27 Jan 03 : Rather.
24 Jan 03 : Darth Vader.
23 Jan 03 : Grumpy.
22 Jan 03 : Goldfinger.
17 Jan 03 : Jr.
15 Jan 03 : Points.
13 Jan 03 : Birthday.
10 Jan 03 : Rotten Duex.
07 Jan 03 : Nuculer.
06 Jan 03 : Modern Problems.
05 Jan 03 : Rotten.
03 Jan 03 : Make It So.
02 Jan 03 : Begin.
26 Dec 02 : Bells.
12 Dec 02 : Away Game.
11 Dec 02 : Flick.
06 Dec 02 : Clash.
05 Dec 02 : Remote.
03 Dec 02 : Fossil.
30 Nov 02 : Thanksgiving.
29 Nov 02 : Thanksgiving.
28 Nov 02 : Thanksgiving.
24 Nov 02 : Money.
18 Nov 02 : Cold Wanted.
09 Nov 02 : Drip.
07 Nov 02 : Return.
29 Oct 02 : Incoming.
28 Oct 02 : 26.
22 Oct 02 : Cantankerous.
19 Oct 02 : Kim?
18 Oct 02 : Hi.
18 Oct 02 : This Big.
16 Oct 02 : CB.
14 Oct 02 : From Heaven.
11 Oct 02 : Arrr.
09 Oct 02 : Pets.
07 Oct 02 : Viva!
04 Oct 02 : Red October.
01 Oct 02 : Broken L.
29 Sep 02 : Ringing.
25 Sep 02 : Hare vs. Tortoise
20 Sep 02 : What?
17 Sep 02 : In Truth.
14 Sep 02 : Check.
13 Sep 02 : Scattered.
09 Sep 02 : 1.
28 Aug 02 : Maple Bar.
24 Aug 02 : Furry.
15 Aug 02 : Zoom.
11 Aug 02 : Twitch.
08 Aug 02 : Money.
02 Aug 02 : And We Liked It.
01 Aug 02 : Cuffs.
31 Jul 02 : Here.
25 Jul 02 : HP Honesty.
23 Jul 02 : Pondering.
22 Jul 02 : Flat.
18 Jul 02 : WWDD.
18 Jul 02 : iBorg?
17 Jul 02 : Think Greed.
13 Jul 02 : Q2-Y2.
12 Jul 02 : Woodchuck.
04 Jul 02 : Thwarting.
02 Jul 02 : Office.
01 Jul 02 : AM.
27 Jun 02 : Ninth.
26 Jun 02 : R.I.P.
21 Jun 02 : USA 0 - GER 1
17 Jun 02 : USA 2 - MEX 0
14 Jun 02 : Dear Miss Daisy.
12 Jun 02 : Goooaaalll.
11 Jun 02 : Pentium vs. PPC
05 Jun 02 : Six Pack.
04 Jun 02 : Attack Pattern Delta.
03 Jun 02 : Alternates.
01 Jun 02 : Launch.
24 May 02 : On Writing.
22 May 02 : In Target.
21 May 02 : Fore.
18 May 02 : Desktop.
08 May 02 : Complaint Department.
29 Apr 02 : Mermaid.
28 Apr 02 : Shelbyville.
27 Apr 02 : Returned.
21 Apr 02 : Wintermute.
17 Apr 02 : New & Used.
15 Apr 02 : Found.
08 Apr 02 : Summoning.
05 Apr 02 : Latte Induced Thinking.
04 Apr 02 : Teen Spirit.
01 Apr 02 : Pitch.
29 Mar 02 : Aprils Fool.
27 Mar 02 : Used Airbags.
26 Mar 02 : Hello Moto?
25 Mar 02 : Drama Saw Decay.
23 Mar 02 : Knots.
23 Mar 02 : Need Boba.
22 Mar 02 : Full House.
18 Mar 02 : Independents.
17 Mar 02 : Shutterthumb
13 Mar 02 : Checking Out.
13 Mar 02 : Home Again.
09 Mar 02 : Stars.
02 Mar 02 : Ididabaud.
01 Mar 02 : Striped Hat.
27 Feb 02 : Piledriver.
22 Feb 02 : Triple Lutz.
20 Feb 02 : Nagano.
15 Feb 02 : Helping America Jr.
07 Feb 02 : Briefly.
05 Feb 02 : Speed.
04 Feb 02 : Beautiful Day.
03 Feb 02 : Superbore Sunday.
01 Feb 02 : More from Lake Laurelwood.
17 Jan 02 : 1600 Cherrywood Ln.
15 Jan 02 : Pale Observance.
