About Airbag.


What people have said about Airbag...

"We like the crisp, clean look of Greg Storey's personal site, Airbag."
Jeffrey Zeldman

"Greg Storey's Airbag is a rare thing. A beautifully designed and smartly written weblog."
Jim Coudal

"...interesting, entertaining, and easy to digest."
Will Femia, MSNBC Weblog Central

"Relevant. Irreverant. Just plain cool."
Mark Bixby

"I'm so glad that there are a few Americans left with your sense of humor."
Thomas Jogin

"...did I forget to mention how much I like your design sense? Really nice stuff."
Derek Powazek

"Your site is very cute and retro looking."
Cristina

About this site
Airbag is the personal site of Greg Storey. It began in the winter of 2001 as a place where I could practice English, back in the days when Movable Type in beta. For now, this is a blog where topics range from design and satire to politics and Ashley Simpson. Airbag has been featured in Communication Arts, Wall Street Journal, MSNBC, Salon Magazine, Associated Press, etc.

That's great but who are you
My name is Greg Storey and I am President of Happy Cog.

To the design pirates and pixel hacks
In the past, several Airbag visitors/readers decided to 'borrow' parts of this website (a few mouth breathers just took the whole damn thing) to make their own. Sure, technology allows you to take just about whatever you want here but that doesn't help that fact that it only makes you an idiot.

I am more than happy to give constructive criticism, unless you're using MS Paint, then I suggest going to Costco to pick up another pack of 1 Billion Clip Art Images and Fonts. The more the better right?

Colophon
Airbag enjoys a super structure made of industrial strength code. All the content you see and read sits comfortably inside custom spaces created by a combination of PHP, XHTML, and Cascading Style Sheets.

Amish barn builders were kidnapped and forced, at pitchfork, to learn web standards and build what you see here. The results are stunning, yet strikingly humble.

This site is powered by Movabletype — The Official Content Application of the Pennsylvania Amish.

Airbag — Version 3.0, 1 Jan 2004
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